poor, silly Susie

Susie a six year old girl complained she had a stomoch ach so her mum told her thats because "there's nothing in it you need to eat" then her dad complained he had a head ache then susie said " you have a head ache because there's nothing in it you need something in it then the dad said to the mum after she left the room, " what did you tell her" nothing said the mum

Clever kid!!

"Hey mum said Johnny , can you give me twenty bucks?"
"certainly not"  said the mum
"if you do, I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop!"
his mothers ears perked up and grabbing her purse she handed over the money
"well what did he say???
he said "hey Marie make sure you wash your socks tomorrow!!